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https://youtu.be/RYv-GyePdgI?si=IQ79-HEV03vnAiR9Zach, a self-proclaimed Swift doist and pop culture theologist, eagerly anticipates Taylor Swift's upcoming album "Tortured Poets Department," ranking its tracks based on titles, lengths, and his own "Tay Voodoo" intuition. He also aligns existing Swift songs with the new tracks to predict their vibes. Zach is skeptical about features, preferring Swift's solo work, and admonishes his audience to avoid sharing leaks and rumors. He teases a midweek video on Swift's "hot girl summer" and promotes his Patreon for exclusive content. In his categorization, "Holy Ground sister" represents top-tier songs while "Delete" denotes the least anticipated. Zach's excitement is palpable as he dissects potential themes, from breakups and personal growth to satirical takes on Swift's relationships and experiences. He maintains a playful yet critical tone throughout, especially towards Swift's ex, Joe, and hints at a deeper analysis of the album's narrative structure once released.
"did you ever hear about the Swift doist who lives in delusion nice to meet you I am him he is me today we are going to be ranking every single track from the tortured poets Department the track titles and track lengths are now completely available for all of us to speculate and let me tell you when I saw those track links it changed my mind about a couple of these songs I knew I had held off on ranking for a good reason"
Zach identifies as a Swift doist who uses his intuition and available information about the tracks to speculate and rank them.
"I'm theologist. and I make thoughtful weekly videos about pop culture. but right now I'm in full Swifty mode I am a Swifty hear me roar I'm handh Harding until the day that I die."
Zach is passionate about pop culture and identifies strongly with the Swifty community, showing his dedication to Taylor Swift's work.
"and we just sold out our very first live show in London I'm so excited I can't believe it we cannot wait to perform for you guys and we also may be able to add some additional tickets sometime in the near future"
Zach shares the success of his upcoming live show and suggests there may be more opportunities for fans to attend.
"so that's basically the categories that we are working with today"
Zach provides an overview of his unique ranking system for assessing the tracks on "Tortured Poets Department."
"I think that fortnite is going to be about I'm wondering if it's about the period of time between when she last Saw Joe and started the ARs tour or when she started the ARs tour and they broke up"
Zach hypothesizes about the narrative content of "Fortnite," relating it to specific events in Taylor Swift's personal life.
"I'm leaning more into the satirical sense and because of that I'm putting the torure PO Department in bra bra bra"
Zach shares his anticipation for the title track and where it stands in his ranking system, leaning towards a satirical interpretation.
"I think it's going to be great something about the title is just and the theming of the record has not fully clicked for me yet it will when I hear it obviously but for now I'm not side eyeing."
The quote reflects Zach's positive yet cautious anticipation for the upcoming album, awaiting the full experience to understand the theme.
"I'm the Swift olist and I've been a Swifty longer than you've had a fingernail for so leave me alone and let me practice my culture my culture is not your costume if you don't get it don't pretend to be a Swifty go be a Joe Stan I mean you can't cuz there's nothing to stand as we've been through."
This quote emphasizes Zach's dedication to being a Taylor Swift fan and his disinterest in neutrality or sympathizing with Joe.
"My boy only breaks his favorite toys I am so excited to hear this song I'm putting it in Holy Ground sister and correspondingly I've given it a Holy Ground cousin as the vibe check match that I put on my playlist which is forever and always."
The quote reveals Zach's anticipation for the song and his prediction of its emotional content based on its placement in his themed playlist.
"I was super gagged when I found out that downbad was 4 minutes and 21 seconds long that's actually very long it is one of the longer songs on the record."
This quote indicates Zach's surprise at the length of "Down Bad" and suggests that the song's duration might correlate with its emotional depth.
"Taylor really has not spoken at length or written about as diaristic London as she has New York in that early phase of their relationship. so I'm very curious to hear what her relationship is to London now she's always loved it and had an affinity for it."
The quote conveys Zach's curiosity about how London will be represented in the upcoming music, given its significance in Taylor Swift's personal life.
"But daddy I love him Holy Ground sister Holy Ground sister this is going to be an unhinged monologue it is going to be one of the most shocking things you've ever heard in your entire life."
This quote highlights Zach's high expectations for "But Daddy I Love Him," predicting it to be a standout track with a dramatic narrative.
"I am literally getting so excited sitting here salivating dreaming about what Treasures these songs are going to be to me fresh out the slam Hammer is uh like a dog shaking its fur like I got to get this damp off of me I hated having that bath and now I need to run around and roll in the mud and get dirty again that is the vibe of this song Fresh Out."
The quote shows Zach's anticipation and the imagery he uses to describe the vibe of "Fresh Out. The Slammer," suggesting a desire to break free from constraints.
"I think this is going to be about Liberation but not in a good way I think it's going to be about the contrasting extreme of being locked up for a long time it's going to be like. oh my God I'm out of jail like I have to do everything now I have to do it all."
Zach's explanation suggests the song will explore the overwhelming feeling of needing to experience everything after being restricted for a long time.
"Florida featuring Florence and the Machine. I'm not a huge Florence head to be honest I'm not but I'm thinking about where this song is placed it has the exclamation points which is weird but also. fun."
Zach expresses his thoughts on the song "Florida," noting the placement and punctuation in the tracklist, which suggests a potentially fun and energetic song.
"Guilty as Sin question mark did I do anything wrong is it really my fault that I behave this way when you pushed me to my limit when you brought me to the extreme."
Zach interprets the song title "Guilty as Sin" as questioning one's culpability and the circumstances that lead to certain behaviors.
"I think so I thought that this was going to be like a clapback like a banger like a Bop like a kiss off. but I don't think that's what it is I don't think that's what it is could this be a Reckoning with her Fame could this be contending with Newfound cultural dominance and power."
Zach shares his initial and revised expectations for "Who's Afraid of Little Old Me," considering its potential themes and emotional weight.
"I think it's going to be funny. and I know I'm going to wish that it was longer come on Taylor Swift We need to just be adding an extra chorus that's all we need to be doing to just you know make it all worthwhile."
Zach comments on the song's length and his wish for it to be longer, suggesting that an additional chorus could enhance its impact.
"I thought this was going to be kind of a nothing song to be honest with you I thought this was going to be kind of like a Stay Stay Stay or a Starlight or a labyrinth something that was just inconsequential but I'm having a Feeling that it's going to be a little bit more than that."
Zach's quote reveals his evolving perception of "Love of My Life," suggesting that the song may have a more significant emotional depth than initially thought.
"I can do it with a broken heart is going to be something. sad fun. it's going to be like a crying on the dance floor kind of moment we can't be friends. Dancing On My Own those kinds of uplifting but also deeply depressing numbers."
Zach describes his expectations for "I Can Do It with a Broken Heart," predicting a song that captures the duality of feeling sad yet empowered.
"Rising above feeling attacked I could build a castle out of all the bricks they threw at me."
This quote encapsulates the idea of transforming negative experiences into a foundation for future success. It suggests using criticism or adversity as a motivator to create something positive.
"I would be very happy if this was about Scooter Braun. I'm always here to destroy him."
Zach's quote reveals a strong personal bias against Scooter Braun and a desire for the song to reflect negative sentiments towards him.
"The Alchemy I think is going to be about her capacity to transform her ability to start over Phoenix Rising From the Ashes."
This quote highlights the theme of personal growth and the transformative power of the artist, likening her to a mythical phoenix capable of rebirth and renewal.
"A manuscript is a draft of a book that is maybe unfinished... I think that this could be about throwing something out that you've worked really hard on."
The quote explains the metaphor of a manuscript representing an unfinished or discarded work, suggesting the song may deal with the difficult decisions involved in the creative process.
"The Bolter... I mean I just had to put getaway car because that's what you do when you get in a getaway car you are bolting away from something."
This quote indicates Zach's attempt to interpret the song "The Bolter" through the lens of escaping a situation, using the metaphor of a getaway car to convey the concept of fleeing.
"I think I'll arrange the holy sister in order of my excitement for them as well just you know for posterity."
The quote shows Zach's intention to organize the songs based on his personal excitement and to share this ranking with his audience for discussion and engagement.